Nazi Pope Resigns From Pedophile Recruiting Agency

Shocking news swept the world today when former Hitler Youth alumni, Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation from the papacy. He will step down on February 28th, 2013. He is the first Pope to resign in nearly 600 years. He cites age as his reason but rumors are spreading across the internet faster than gonorrhea in a brothel. Some people are claiming he lost his faith after reading Richard Dawkins’ book The God Delusion.

Pope-Reading-Dawkins

Others state that he is being indicted for covering up the thousands of child molestation cases. I tend to think Twitter put him over the edge.

It has only been two months since the Pope joined Twitter and ever since he has been attacked by people from all over the globe in 140 characters or less.

Whatever his reasons, many seem excited to see this pope end his reign. Some hope that perhaps the Catholic Church will do something right and put someone in place who wouldn’t allow child rape and who cares about women’s rights and other human concerns.

I personally think they should just end the papacy all together. It’s complete bullshit. Most of them were evil fucks anyway. However, if we can’t end it, I think it is is time for a woman pope. Do you agree?

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